Today, I happened to catch a sneak peek of celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe’s new show debuting on Bravo soon (yeah, Bravo’s site doesn’t actually name a date). It’s called The Rachel Zoe Project and it looks like it’s going to be something akin to a twelve car pile up, full of drama I don’t need to see, but can’t tear my eyes away from, either.

So the show centers around Zoe and her “glamorous” life as a Hollywood stylist. She has two ASSistants (seriously, they’re needlessly assy and sassy to one another) who can’t stand each other and are constantly bickering like step-brother and sister. I’m really not sure how anything gets accomplished between the two of them. On top of that, she has a husband she calls her soul-mate, but he appears to have had enough of The Zoe about halfway through the season. Oh, plus he has got to be at least an ounce gay, her husband. I mean, watch the show when it airs and report back, but yeah, he seems a bit gay.

Did you know Zoe is pronounced Zo and not Zo-ee? I didn’t. And I wish she didn’t wear fur all the time, though her style in doing so does look fly, I hate fur.

Now, I’d be a dirty, rotten liar if I said I am not the least bit curious of how this woman operates. Rachel Zoe is practically amassing an empire. She has worked her way up the social ladder, has a client list that others beg for and she seems to have a somewhat level head despite being surrounded by Hollywood types and drama queens 24/7. Watching this show is more than just an entertainment factor. I’m hoping to learn a secret or two when it comes to stylisting.